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Todger Tales| kellys_eye |
Posted: May 01, 2012 12:22 am
 
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anyway, those of you that aspire to the 'smooth look' could take heed from the following product reviews.....
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B0...howViewpoints=1 -------------------- May contain nuts
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| CWB |
Posted: May 01, 2012 12:38 am
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 one of the better bits : "Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it ..." . and the guy who put it up his nose and in his ears ! hahahahaaaaa ! man , what a bunch of idiots ! personally , i use disposable razors . -------------------- "Know how to solve every problem that has been solved"
R. Feynman '88 |
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| VenomBallistics |
Posted: May 01, 2012 12:39 am
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some of the best humor is stuff you just cannot make up |
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| Pootsky2 |
Posted: May 01, 2012 02:51 am
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Wow never have I seen so much trolling in a product review! some of them are good too.
"Well to paraphrase the finest of the Royal Lineage of the House of Leon.... My sack is definitely on Fire..... What was once a display stand for some of the finest gentlemen's growth now resembles the insipid limpid last turkey in the shop, tinged with a bloody hue....." being my personal favorite. Although "leave your sack and crack to the experts" comes in a close second. Edit to add: A fair number of the reviews actually seem genuine, though i'm still not sure anyone can be that foolish.  sums it up nicely. |
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| CWB |
Posted: May 01, 2012 04:31 am
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heh heh heh ... there are some good descriptive writers in that review thread .
an excerpt (found on page 4) : "My wife on the other hand has a luxuriant thatch of long fine fur like that on a mink or similar small carnivore but with fewer teeth."   -------------------- "Know how to solve every problem that has been solved"
R. Feynman '88 |
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| VenomBallistics |
Posted: May 01, 2012 05:30 am
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I suspect we'll all be reading the reviews in our spare time for the entertainment value
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| damien |
Posted: May 01, 2012 11:26 am
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So this is a real book. http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer...t-20052760.html
Hits number ten on my WTF meter. Damien -------------------- Wow you look quite normal for a geek.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. |
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| CWB |
Posted: May 01, 2012 11:45 am
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hmmm ...
well , that would certainly add new meaning to the term "whip up a smoothie" .  -------------------- "Know how to solve every problem that has been solved"
R. Feynman '88 |
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| Jimthecopierwrench |
Posted: May 01, 2012 12:08 pm
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Hmm, and people freaked when I served kibble and Caesar salad dressing at a wrap party.
-------------------- Hey! what's in here - is it a toy? oh. Hey! What's in here - is it a toy? oh.
Murphy. |
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| VenomBallistics |
Posted: May 01, 2012 02:13 pm
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NOT
COMMIN' TO THAT PARTY  |
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| CWB |
Posted: May 01, 2012 07:11 pm
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*something* about "jerked pork/beef/chicken" .
-------------------- "Know how to solve every problem that has been solved"
R. Feynman '88 |
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| VenomBallistics |
Posted: May 01, 2012 10:28 pm
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ya know ... after several hours worth of failed attempts to get over the repulsion ... Im thinking we have discovered the perfect gift for those you never want to talk to again.
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| damien |
Posted: May 01, 2012 11:14 pm
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I like the idea of Gordon Ramsay going mental at a chef in his kitchen: "you call that spooge! we need more of it! I wouldn't serve that to my mother!" *claps hands
Damien -------------------- Wow you look quite normal for a geek.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. |
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| JoOngle |
Posted: May 01, 2012 11:23 pm
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...and you guys wonder why we don't attract more females to this site.
 -------------------- If my soul was software, I could program myself and you.
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| CWB |
Posted: May 01, 2012 11:30 pm
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and can you just imagine the type of women that we would attract ... and ... wait for it ...
could hold their own ? -------------------- "Know how to solve every problem that has been solved"
R. Feynman '88 |
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| VenomBallistics |
Posted: May 02, 2012 12:25 am
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two girls one cup comes to mind |
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| CWB |
Posted: May 02, 2012 12:35 am
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eeeewww !
well , at least there is a cup involved . -------------------- "Know how to solve every problem that has been solved"
R. Feynman '88 |
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| Village Idiot |
Posted: May 02, 2012 02:56 am
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I'm just waiting for someone to make a DIY laser hair removal gadget with one of those high power lasers from DealExtreme. I can hear the screaming already.
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| damien |
Posted: May 02, 2012 01:19 pm
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oddly enough i produce a podcast called Tweep Nation hosted by two women. I sent them this link. non stop giggling from them on their show. They are in their 40's! Damien -------------------- Wow you look quite normal for a geek.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. |
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| tekwiz |
Posted: May 03, 2012 05:31 pm
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Note to self: Cancel Project #19375, re my 40w IR laser diode. There are times when lidocaine just won't do.  BTW: Been to DX lately? They no longer carry high powered lasers.   -------------------- Trouble rather the tiger in his lair, than the sage among his books.
For to you, kings & armies are things mighty & enduring. To him, mere toys of the moment, to be overturned at the flick of a finger. Fortuna favet fortibus. |
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